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The Top Ten Gifts NOT to give on Father’s Day

Copyright 2013 by Bob Rogers

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What are the top ten gifts NOT to give on Father’s Day?

Here’s my list:

10. Necktie

9. “World’s Best Dad” coffee mug

8. “World’s Best Dad” t-shirt with a picture of Darth Vader

7. “World’s Best Dad” certificate signed by a Lazy Son or Daughter

6. The book, Fatherhood for Dummies.

5. A text message saying “Happy Father’s Day.”

4. Nose and ear hair trimmer

3. Big Mouth Billy the Bass singing fish

2. Book a cruise and charge it to Dad’s credit card.

1. Nothing.

   Yep. Nothing. The worst gift of all is to forget Father’s Day and fail to call or say anything about it. Even a text message is better than nothing at all.

   “Honor your father and your mother so that you may have a long life in the land that the Lord your God is giving you.” (Exodus 20:12, HCSB)

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About Bob Rogers

Hospital chaplain in Mississippi. Formerly a pastor for 33 years in Mississippi and Georgia. Historian and avid cyclist.

Posted on June 15, 2013, in Family, Holy Humor and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. So funny and so true.

  2. Reblogged this on Bob Rogers and commented:

    Happy Father’s Day!
    Watch for my upcoming book of humorous church stories. Email me at bobrogersthd@gmail.com to get updates on the progress of the book, and to be eligible for a pre-publication discounted price!

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